I only truly admitted the obsession today. Now, it's not that I'm averse to having a thing with a married guy-I've been there and done that, a few times, with varying results-but this married guy-well, I don't want just a thing. He's quality. Therefore, nothing will happen due to any machinations on my part. I will pine away at my desk and wait for the next email. I confessed my deep dark thoughts to Juno today and sent her "sample" email exchanges from Quality Guy to get her opinion. Her opinion was, "Oh, my! You're in trouble, dear! This could be fun, though." Our exchange continued a little along these lines:
Sent: 12 Nov 2008 21:09
Subject: I TOLE YOU SO
He makes me laugh like no one has in a really long time...sigh...
Sent: 12 Nov 2008 21:11
Subject: Re: I TOLE YOU SO
Then keep him around...nothing wrong with an innocent giggle...kee hee
Sent: 12 Nov 2008 21:12
Subject: RE: RE: I TOLE YOU SO
Like I'm going to take advice from YOU on this subject at this particular moment in time. LOL. And, you know if I had my way it would hardly be innocent. I'm the homewrecker, 'member?
Sent: 12 Nov 2008 21:15
Subject: RE: RE: RE: I TOLE YOU SO
Oh I 'member... OK, so it's not so innocent...nothing wrong with testing the strength of a marriage (ed's note: sez you)...you're doing them a favour. Just don't get preggers (hee hee). At least not yet.
Sent: 12 Nov 2008 21:17
SUBJECT: I RUVE HIM
I can't believe you just hee hee'd at that. Your hormones must really be doing a number...
Sent: 12 Nov 2008 21:19
Subject: RE: I RUVE HIM
Maybe...or maybe I'm a freak of nature...both very plausible explanations.
Sent: 12 Nov 2008 21: 22
Subject: RE: RE: I RUVE HIM
True dat sista.
PS. I REALLY RUVE HIM.
PPS. I think it would be really funny if, for the rest of our lives, every bit of life guidance you give me ends with the proviso, "Just don't get preggers!"
Sent: 12 Nov 2008 21:26
Subject: RE: RE: RE: I RUVE HIM
Done, done and done. I think it is good sound advice...in ALL SITUATIONS. There are no exceptions (unless you are trying to get preggers but even then I think my advice would be not get preggers).